I seriously thought this was going to end with “OF COCK.”

Thad Bingel, but only because “Bingel” reminds me of Patton Oswalt’s “Cleaned-Up Filth” bit off of Werewolves & Lollipops.

Am I hoping she does significant time, and not at a Club Fed?

I did it last year (still missing six of the individual trials on 3S, though). It took months of on-and-off attempts, but it really was worth it. Don’t give up!

I voted for Syncere Friends over Storm Duck. It’s the Y that makes it art.

I think I absolutely would have voted for Dr. Outhouse until I saw someone else with the last name of Outhouse just this morning. Now it feels too normalised to vote for.

Never? Ever? Ever?

I still prefer to think that he didn’t beat the women in that race (article doesn’t say), so that would mean that he was born on third, thought he hit a triple, and still got thrown out at home.

Stone Chips!

The best mini golf course me and my wife have ever been on was on a PEI campground a few summers ago.
One hole was directly under a tree, so it was more leaves than fake grass. Again, this was in the summer, so those leaves were probably there from previous years.
Several holes had actual, not-manicured-by-the-campground…

Bernie would have won...

...fifteen states, tops.

I’m right-handed, I type around 90 WPM when I actually know what I want to type, and I use the left Shift key for everything, even for ALL CAPS. I tried twice to use the right Shift key just now, and I hit Enter both times, so forget that.

As a white man, I can only mosey, skedaddle, hit the dusty trail and rock and roll (but only when leaving a restaurant).

I’ll cosign on PayDay, Whoppers and real maple syrup poured onto Popsicle sticks in the snow. I’ll also add Whatchamacallits, Hershey’s Cookies & Cream bars and Heath/Skor bars.

Dude... love this, even though this practise causes a little heartbreak. Kid me would be so sad to hear about this. Also, do you think there’s a racial component to this? After all, about one out of every twelve MLB players is a Black man.

My favourite babysitting moment ever was when my niece kept going back and forth between deuce and both advantages while playing Wii Tennis, just because I told her that she had to go to bed after she finished her match, and then didn’t watch her closely enough. She extended her bedtime half an hour that night. She…

On the plus side, at least the numbers are correct, even if the placement of the pips isn’t.

Yeah, but when are they gonna patch Method Man’s low kick infinite in Shaolin Style?

I remember thinking two things about “We Only Come Out at Night”:

Over/under on how many signatures a petition to rename “Judecca” to “Francesa” gets?