I remember that, as bad as I thought all the happenings of “Gump & Co.” were, what pissed me off the most was that the denouement of the book was... Forrest spanking Forrest Jr., and Junior INSTANTLY becoming the perfect child after.

“They keep blaming America for the sin of slavery but the truth is, throughout human history, slavery has existed,” Pavlich explained, using the most-used entry from the Official Manual of White Excuses.“And America came along as the first country to end it within 150 years. And we get no credit for trying to move…

If there were a Babs Bunny “Yum. Mayo on white. Delish” gif, I would throw it on here. Alas.

Did they not watch The Simpsons Movie?

On the plus side, there’s a good possibility that they’ll be one and the same, so we’ll only need one cage.

Yeah, only losers use the name Joseph online.

Kevin is the mouse who says “Hey guys, there’s some cheese on that little wooden platform over there! I’m sure there’s nothing up with that metal stuff around it. Let’s go!”

As a representative of the white delegation, we hereby designate this... thing... as Clear. Channel Eminem on your own time, pal.

No, that’s the sound of him holding himself back from the word he wants to say so badly, but they won’t let him do it.

“Where is it? Chinatown? Fair.”

And that’s why I’m no longer allowed near Canal Street.

HOLIDAY INNNNNNNNN

I’m from Mount Vernon, and fuck Bronxville for this. Fuck Bronxville in general, really.

Am I misremembering this, or could a Hammer Brother only jump from the high row of bricks directly to the ground in 8-3?

I don’t know which salad is more unhealthy: Trump’s (word) or TGIF’s (everything).

Bespoke.

I know, I’m writing from 2015, but still.

I just saw a comic panel of Wolverine presenting his claws, then read a Ben Travers farce.

Snik before you Thark. :-)

Good idea to stay in the Senate, especially as a Democrat, as that’ll make his Brown ayes blue.

I wonder if the lyrics made when Leon was messing around on the piano (“The training wheels come off your bike / You start to notice boys you like”) were also a factor.

This (the less looty outcome) would 200% happen in PEI. We still have roadside stands with honour boxes.

For me, it’s Omega Man’s “Sweet World,” first through the Geico commercial, then in (slightly) longer form from In the Groove 2.