I would never knowingly contribute to anyone’s addiction. Having said that, I’m getting a kick out of Idle Dice.

Cheryl now contains the extra of as many as three Cheryls.

You’re taking all these puns and being really shellfish right now.

One of my favourite training sessions ever was when my boss said, “You know that phrase, ‘the customer is always right’? GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR HEAD.”

Me waiting for the response to another pointed speech, but this time from Barbra Streisand:

I can see the temptation, but I wonder how much of a gap there is between F2Ps and P2Ws in other games like this. I’m heavily into a particular (presumably) F2P game myself, and I do very well as an F2P player, but it’s getting harder and harder to compete as improvements to the game are geared towards the fattest…

I’m rooting for Melissa McCarthy. I saw The Wife the other day, and while Glenn Close was extremely good in everything she did, it felt like she only did a few unique things. MM, on the other hand, did very well conveying more emotions, and that’s what draws me in more.

I’m behind the times. Not to the point where I can be charmingly retro, though. I also love to play hard games. That being said, I’m gonna be banging my head against a wall to the tune of Bionic Commando: Rearmed for the PS3. Pray for me, folks.

That’s Steven Crowder (who I am proud to say has blocked me on Twitter), and no one should marry him. Google “change my mind original pic.”

Klobuchar as ODB?

Not counting jump scares (to which I am quite susceptible, so grain of salt for those), and factoring in that I almost never play any games that are even horror-tinged (excepting The Last of Us, because come on, I had to), anything that takes me out of the careful little bubble of escapism I make for myself when I…

So when it’s his father, it’s an ironclad mistake, but when it’s the Central Park Five, and they’re backed up by coerced “confessions” and DNA evidence exonerating them, law enforcement is unimpeachable (pun intended). Of course. Got it.

From me, with all commensurate warmth:

“America is and has always been 3.8 million square feet of Caucasian safe space.”

I think this should read “3.8 million square miles.” Otherwise, this article was perfection, and thank you for writing it.