No. Lots of rich people are really cheap about staff. And they will fucking nitpick everything. Source: working for rich people and rolling my eyes constantly at them dropping thousands on random shit and then being pissy about an extra $20 charge from a service provider. Oh and they don’t pay me enough either.

When I grow up, I’m gonna cheat on ALL my wives!

Won’t somebody think of the (absurdly wealthy) children???

I mean, you said it verbatim!

how can this man not tell that i love the baby

kill me

Can we put together a Kickstarter for this woman, for a subscription to a service that sends a masseur to her home once a month with a basket of bath goodies, chocolates, and booze of her choice?

Here’s hoping that phone’s battery fries his little nuts to sterility.

I don’t care how much $$$$$ you have. If Scott Disick is your idol, even if you are 10, you seriously need to look back at your life and see where you fucked everything up.

I was really hating my job until I read about the poor woman who has to charge a 10 year olds cell phone to exactly 99%.

This is the first I’ve heard of the case. Thanks for giving an expert legal opinion, because my lay opinion is only WHAT THE FUCK. How in the world can you compare the children to the Manson cult? Also, so what if the father is fighting for rights? Abusive parents — mothers and fathers — fight for parental rights all…

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

I hereby announce that it’s been proven that I might not be Bill Clinton’s biological daughter, either.

I am fangirling so hard right now. I LOVE KATE BEATON IMMENSELY.

Kate Beaton is amazing. No matter how down I feel, looking at Edgar Allan Poe’s puzzled expression as he reads the fanboy letter from Jules Verne just fills me with delirious joy. On Twitter a few months ago she was asking people for suggestions for tiny historical and literary figures to draw and I suggested Oscar…

The melding of time exists within the Jezebel universe.

Yes, I’m currently reading a copy of Helter Skelter printed in 1974.. which is just a couple of weeks before June 2015.

A better “maybe he didn’t do it” is ‘A Wilderness of Error: The Trails of Jeffrey MacDonald’ by Errol Morris. It concerns the controversy over the book/case ‘Fatal Vision’ by Joe McGinnis.