This. He's being so ignorant there are not enough facepalms.

Well it's not the most fun aspect of my job but here we are.

I searched for and verified the student status of the people mentioned by name in the emails.

Yes, I'm kind of pleased to see that as well, and I'm wondering why Gawker did when they posted their take on this whole thing.

Thank you for not redacting the names.

My kid was reading while we had lunch at Hollywood Studios near the Cities of America backlot thing and we were just chilling, resting, and we hear this trilling princess voice say "You're *reading*! Oh, I love to read too!" and it was Belle. Belle had a long chat with her about what books she liked, signed her book…

Yes, even Doctor Who is facepalming.

Last night, Dina Lohan tweeted and then deleted, "Oprah call me."

Don't worry, it's not like anybody really wants to be eating at TGIFriday's anyways...

Ewww! I understand how that would do it.

This kind of thing makes my skin crawl off and slink out the door. It's so self congratulatory. No matter how you package it with folksy references to shotguns or "cool dad" slam poetry all I hear is some dude saying that he owns in daughter's vagina. Stahp it. The fact that he can do this at the same time he brags…

A-fucking-MEN! Laura always felt sorry that Pa settled down at last but I was with Ma here. Quit dragging me and your kids and that china shepherdess from pillar to post to live in dirt holes in the ground and tiny cabins in the woods and just take a damn walk or something. (NOT, however, with Ma on her irrational and…

Yes. This also reminds me of the movie, The Mosquito Coast, where this mad scientist father/husband takes his family into the Central American (?) wilderness to live in the jungle, and even as things were failing all around him, and it was so obvious it wasn't working out, he selfishly kept that family in harms way at…

This feels like an appropriate moment to revisit One-star book reviews:

This whole story reminds me of the Little House On the Prairie books, when Pa would get an itchin' to light out for the territories. Everyone got malaria, Mary went blind, they almost starved to death while buried in blizzards, but Pa felt like he was confident and prepared, so they went. I bet Ma was glad that they…

I read that as Nick DENTON doing whiteface, and I got extremely confused.