Of course, in reality, as opposed to your imagination, none of that happened. She kept her emails on a very secure private server, like a ton of other people on the hill. Then, when they made it against policy, she wasn’t doing it anymore. The End. Seriously. That’s the whole thing.

Still. Nothing.

Lesson of the week: There really is a generation gap. But, you have to get old to understand what the full ramifications are. Damn it.

I’m sure she looked just as lovely at her own wedding.

She’s not too bright, is she?

I dearly love office supplies. It’s kind of ridiculous.

If that is true, I agree.

hahaha!

Confession: I like the Honest line. The shampoo is pretty good.

I will feel we’ve really won at life when someone introduces a lifestyle tampon. No. Don’t tell me it’s happened already. Because no. Please don’t.

I would rather die in a fire while having my skin removed with a sharp blade.

Okay. As always, thank you for this insightful political analysis.

She is just fantastic.

She made sure to add she has awesomely large breasts, since people hate that so much.

Such a good response. Thank you.

Also, Abraham Lincoln said it.

haha! EXACTLY.

Right. He doesn’t have to do anything. His followers are stupidly doing it for him, forgetting that we, as progressives, are in this together.

“Sultriness” has no place in music criticism for 14-16 year old girls. As a music teacher, wouldn’t you be speaking to them about note placement, vocal range, instead?

That is possibly true, though I cannot think of any instances at the moment. However, this is what’s happening now, and it is true. Unfortunately, it could result in a lot of people losing a viable healthcare source, and it’s clear they know it’s all crap. So, I’m probably going to remain really angry at them for…