They were so, so close to not fucking this up, and then I got to the second to last paragraph.

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

Wait, how does her doing this while pregnant make it more disgusting? I’m pretty sure we’ve already hit peak awful here, right?

I mean, you can raise your child to know that women are people but in today’s society every other person outside of your home will remind him that in fact we are not. With their actions, with their laws, with their assumptions, with their words.

Oh wow, another misogynist woman-hating teenager who wants to murder women en masse because he was rejected by a female. This shit is getting real old. People - stop raising your boys to think that they are *owed* a woman. We are people, we have agency, we are NOT prizes that one can “win” by being nice or because you…

I assume the Ben Carson solution would have been for all the cheerleaders to send him nudes at once...

Jesus kid get your nudes from the internet like the rest of us.

That was my thought too (glad I’m not the only one who went there). When I used to drink soda I did prefer the taste of Diet Coke to regular Coke. Still, it’s hard to believe diet lemonade would taste better.

I can’t comprehend how we even do this anymore. It’s just horrific. This is why I will not be apathetic about politics. We may very well be able to end the death penalty in the next decade if we don’t end up with another Scalia or Thomas on SCOTUS.

No one wins here.

That was exactly where my brain went, too. I don’t really know how to process the rest of this story, but I definitely know how I feel about that.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

I throw up in my mouth a little bit whenever someone uses the term “alpha male” seriously.

I did. Once. Sort of. It was a Tuesday. *stares wistfully into the distance*

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT

My friend’s fiancé was once like ‘Hohoho, if you rape a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting, hohoho’ and I practically shouted ‘It’s rape, sex with someone who does not or cannot consent is rape, please stop talking immediately’.

amen to that. it's particularly sad that most of America doesn't even see that connection...

This point cannot be repeated often enough.

Because then rich people might possibly be slightly less rich, or their wealth might grow at a slower rate. I’m sorry, but hundreds of thousands of people having a chance at a better life just isn't worth that.

At this point I’m sure I sound like a broken record, but why are some people fighting so hard to prevent others from earning enough money to cover basic expenses and you know, live?