Because grandstanding about unimportant shit is how they get elected.

To be fair it is hard to type with boxing gloves on your hands.

*pretend this is an email*

Nah you taught that kid an important lesson: Life is cruel horseshit and you should use booze to cope.

Step 1: Dump chicken strips, tacos, churros, onion rings, fries into deep fryer.

As we’ve seen time and time again, regular season success doesn’t always carry over to the playoffs

whomst

Oedipus Tex?

If he REALLY was treating this like a business and not as a vindictive dick-bag, he would attempted to sell it, sell the assets, restructure it, or numerous other things that would have allowed him to recover/make money.

1. FUCK Joe Ricketts. He’s a fucking plague.

Because he has the bone density of a four-year-old.

One of the most interesting pieces of conversation come from the desires of the blind man who “purchased” Chris at auction. He starts off their conversation by sharing how much he admired his work, how he failed at being a great artist bc he lacked “the eye” and how it took him to his current path - which, if you…