I just feel bad for little Barron. I mean, pretty ballsy going after the Third Lady’s brood clutch- but when when your brother is a regime destabilizing paid assassin, I guess we feel pretty fucking empowered, don’t we bitch

Maria Shriver isn’t Catholic?

Anybody else alarmed at the fact that now that everybody else with half a brain has quit, this doofus and Trump are pretty much running the show?

Let me introduce you to Al B. Sure!

What song are you talking about because that’s a lyric to Our House by Graham Nash written about Joni Mitchell.

Real talk, though, someone needs to have a sitdown with Joe re: those mom jeans. Or help him figure out what he did to DJ Deeze, because that is a truly unflattering picture. 

I would like to sue the entire United States for the same reason.

I do not believe a child is misguided enough to interpret what is happening to a dog that talks as something that could possibly be happening to them.

“I do not believe a child is misguided enough to interpret what is happening to a dog that talks as something that could possibly be happening to them”

Nope. X isn’t so taken with it either, even though we had a high-octane indoctrination. I’m an old Xer and graduated into the first job desert caused by Boomers slashing US professional workforces to prop up share prices. Upside: we had little college debt (till we got suckered into giant loans for useless master’s…

The Tennessean was nice enough to revise their estimate of “hundreds” to thousands for the Nashville march, specifically 10-12K. The tourists we passed seemed pretty surprised to have shown up in time for a protest! Here are some of us on Church Street, beneath a giant face by Tyrone Wright.

“It will happen for you one day” is one of the nuttier things well-meaning people say to me. It’s strange, like saying “you will win the lottery one day” or possibly “you will get hit by lightning one day”. I mean... even if I WERE to meet someone who is the marrying kind, that’s not necessarily a happy ending? Some…

THANK YOU WHY IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THEY JUST WENT TO A SOME HAUNTED HOUSE??? Maybe it’s because I grew up in Louisiana and study slavery, I can’t HANDLE when they’re just treated as pretty pieces of architecture, devoid from the labor systems and human capital that created them. When the women kept talking about…

Everyone deserves to find their person.

Nope. Ugly Americans need to follow the law when traveling, no matter how corrupt the country they visit. The arrogance and possible making false statements? Leave your damned privilege at home, Olympians. Being named Johnny instead Jamal might be a get-out-of-jail free card in the US, but it don’t work that way…

Truly one of the dumbest persons to ever hold elected office in the US, and that’s really saying something.

I”m here to help! There’s another video that continues from the first. SPOILER ALERT: they amble away and everyone is fine.

Funny thing, I’m in approximately the same boat as Frau von Hatchet, and found her post on-point and amusing. Where is all the hatred of men you claim to see? She’s laughing because dude is finding out what it’s like to be sidelined because of ageing, just like all women do. That’s not the same as hating men, and…

Oh I am so, so happy that you wrote this. I read the original article and just laughed and laughed and laughed. Ah, such happy times! As a not unattractive 47 year old woman, not only am I invisible to men, but I’m also invisible to employers, employees, advertisers, clothing designers, TV and movie…

I always hate it when Mike Pesca is the guest host. I feel like he is just less funny than he thinks he is. Some of the writing quality is terrible and cheesy (in the best way of course), and it takes a special kind of person to deliver it. Peter can do it, Mike can't.