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I loved United States of Tara (well, the first two seasons). My fav will always be Muriel’s Wedding though!

This happened back when I was living in Philly. Spoiler alert: No one was charged!

Yes, because doing your fucking job is TIRING AND DRAINING? Or is it only TIRING AND DRAINING when the victims are gay? I feel like coded in this statement is “gay people don’t matter and now we have to waste resources bringing someone who murdered them to justice.”

All I could think when I saw the headline was “I’m worth a million.”

But according to Kate, Dylan has “the smallest of voices” with her NYT piece, her Twitter and her CBS interview. She’s like a tiny, lil’ mouse. Kate just couldn’t hear her!

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Kate any less. She’s been gushing about his genius for months. BUT NOW THAT AMAZON WANTS TO DROP HIM SHE CHANGES HER TUNE.

Don’t get me started on that!

Aimee Mann and Cecile Mclorin Salvant won. But, I agree that more women should have won.

This reminds me of the way the media tried to rebrand Megyn Kelly as a feminist hero just because she called out Trump for being a pig.

Double fuck their judgemental ass. There are huge developmental differences between an 18-year-old and a 24-year-old! You keep doing you! They just hate you because they ain’t you.

Ugh, Maui dinners. He reminds me of a creep who tried to “lavish” (prey on) me when I was Kelsi’s age. “Oh I got a limo for our second date.”

I remember I was flipping through the channels and I listened to like a minute of his set on Comedy Central. He was talking about how he’s afraid to walk through an aisle of seats at the movies because someone might shove a dildo up his ass. Har, har, har! The word fuckboi was created to describe people like him.

I’m fine with judging 45-year-old men who prey on 18-year-old girls.

Read the room Dane. Now is not the time to date an 18-year-old.

Yes but the American Girl dolls are diverse.

I’m starting to wonder if the #TimesUp pins are just a subtle tactic to out famous predators. If you are a predator and you don’t wear the pin, everyone is going to be sus. If you are a predator and you do wear the pin, you might be outted. These predators are damned if they do and damned if they don’t.

Finally something we can agree on.

I call it like I see it. I’m not going to argue semantics with you because I can already sense it’s going to be a waste of time for both of us. Regardless of what you want to classify what Franco did to Paley as, “it happened one time” is a weak defense. And it’s also a defense I’ve seen rape apologists use. I