Nothing cheers me up in the morning like seeing a Cubs player get hit in the head with a homer. It’s a win-win.

I’m confused by the lack of mentioning that one very important player is never injured and is on pace to play all 82 games this year. You know... that guy.

Yeah - fuck you Detroit.

Side note: Kendrick Lamar is performing durning the halftime show of the National Championship. Is he not allowed to be paid either per NCAA rules? Or is it just the players (you know, who actually play the game) who can’t be paid?

I don’t know. I like the idea of Jimmy Butler on the Indians over Paul George. It seems like there is less redundancy between him and LeBron. I mean, Encarnacion. No, wait, I mean LeBron.

Its funny that people against this law (the stupid people) have not though this through. I know a guy (born a woman) that is 25o lbs, built like a brick house, and IS a dude. Do you want him (her) in the lady’s room???? That’s what these people are arguing FOR? I don’t get it....