The darker this season has gotten, the more I find myself rooting for the return and success of Evil Morty.

It's pretty funny that this will be taken as DC bashing when he's also sorta saying DC should make trilogies for every member of the Suicide Squad. DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS CHRIS.

David Ayers LITERALLY said "F*** MARVEL."

Not really…what's getting lost is that GOTG is about a core of 5 characters with others just as a supporting cast, while SS was about a team of at least 7, depending on if don't include Slipknot (who's there just to off a member without wasting too much time), Enchantress (who's part of the team until she's not), and…

JLU also had the benefit of fitting them in a one-off episode of an already established TV show about big-name DC heroes…not making them carry their own blockbuster movie.

The fact that they did more to give you an idea of who John C Reilly was in 3 minor scenes than SS did for Killer Croc or Katana is absurd.

Delivered by a cat?

Trump's not anti-anything that doesn't have to do with his businesses. He'll just roll with whatever platform people tell him to in order to look successful to the base that elected him.

You're right, but the flipside is that people are pre-emptively fighting these things in order to try and prevent them from actually taking place. If these changes actually happened (if they do), then we're already kinda too late. I get that people are maybe getting a bit too dramatic about them instead of just…

Neither - she's Arnold's. That's where my money's at, anyway, given the whole "wait somebody's already reprogrammed her anyway, her paranoia parameters are up etc." thing from the previous episode.

Some people aren't full of ennui. Some are just happy with the simple life - raising a family in a little home. Also getting Ringo Starr to hang their many paintings of him on his walls.

It amazes me that Trump could have a dungeon (the finest dungeon alive, grant you) for torturing minorities and doing unspeakable things to children but the only thing that would legitimately sink his ship at this point would be a very public endorsement from Obama himself. Fan-friggin'-tastic.

That's crazy to me. Obviously I have to see it to be dead certain (and you bet I'll be the a-hole using a timer in a movie theater), but I would've imagined fanboys joining the critics in being pissed about this if the pay-per-view fight they're going to see is all of 5 minutes in a 2.5 hour film.

I'm more amazed that the biggest spoiler of Batman v Superman isn't who wins the damn title fight.

Billy club. Damn straight.

I keep forgetting the insanity that is Superman-is-an-alien-tech-hoarder.

If ever pressed to bring up the platonic example of a relatively-modern, average action film, this is always my go-to. It's a ridiculous premise that works well within itself, never elevated above its place since Chris Evans at this point in time could not necessarily carry the entire thing the way Harrison Ford or…

When do we get the startling plot twist that the writer was BRUCE WILLIS ALL ALONG?

Looks like you get your wish, they're rebooting the numbering but basically keeping the current continuity/storyline intact. Because new issue #1 people!

Meh, I think having this reported as if the assumption that Morales would be the only Spider-Man was a fact, it is a bit misleading - Morales gets the "Spider-Man" title but all the promotional material suggests Peter's not only still around as a mentor but will still be in costume (making it pretty likely he's…