Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

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His job is to report on sports business for ESPN. You figure that job required him to spend Super Bowl Sunday—the biggest day in all of sports business!—frantically building his own popularity on a whole other company’s publishing platform?

They’re amazing, but I hate their hypocrisy. They prance and preen and showboat and it’s all good (and I enjoy it), but when another team beats them and gives it back to them, they suddenly turn into the best fans in basketball and whine how it's disrespectful and unprofessional. They're great, but they have this…

Tennessee was solidly Union both before and during the Civil War. Lots of people have made the same mistake, including people who live in E Tennessee that fly the confederate battle flag, unaware of its Federal history.

I’m also unclear why I would’ve had to get off the couch to blog this.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Fuck this guy!

Jameis the Rapist to crab legs - gimme, gimme, gimme

Note: The first published version of this article mistakenly referred to Friday’s election as “tomorrow.” Because until just this moment, I thought today was Thursday. It’s only Tuesday. Fuck.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?