Bless your heart, Auntie Ruckus. Make a more disingenuous and irrelevant quip; I dare you. Throw an even bigger red herring onto the counter.

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

Yeah. It’s almost like Marisnek meant it when he said he fucked up.

What do the Democrats need to do to win Pennsylvania in 2020?

It took a lot of balls for Houston to make this trade work. Unfortunately, it’ll take a lot of balls to make this roster work, too, and they’re only allowed to play with one at a time.

1. I never said he shouldn’t have been called out since he did violate the rule about not having his body hit the ground before he made contact with the catcher. Didn’t think it was worth mentioning that I agreed with the call.

If you've ever been in a ballpark, or better yet, on the field to see someone make a throw like this, it's one of the most insane physical feats one can witness. It sounds so dumb, but the ball seems to warp and move through space in a way that seems impossible. It's also very disheartening when trying to walk onto…

You know, I cheer hard against all US teams in international competition, but I almost feel like I’m rooting for Trump this time around.  It’s just not fun anymore.  

Just going to leave this here:

If baseball players were half as fanatical about the written rules as they are the unwritten rules there’d be no asterisks in the record books....

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

I hollered when Castro said Sandra Bland’s name! Yass and thank you! Half of those jokers on the stage were a waste of space, especially "I have a black son" DiBlasio..

I think you prevent the Harden-pocalypse by simply acknowledging it’s a strategy that helps you in the regular but not post-season. We’ve seen him not get these calls every year in the playoffs and Houston’s response has been rattling their abacus at the NBA public instead of doing what would be pragmatic: change and e…

Actually I think the first rule of soccer is that you aren’t supposed to use your hands

I love how comments here ignore the human capacity of having conflicted emotions. I am GLAD Noor got convicted - this is a failure of training and of judgment from a person who should’ve been trained to know when, why, and how to assess a situation. I hope this gives that woman’s friends and family the closure they…

We’ve got a POS of a rising star here in the Republican Party in Lee Chatfield who was named speaker of the Michigan House in January and is only 30 years old.

They need to release the name of the shareholder. Covering for him and protecting him sends an even worse message than many might think.

Wtf are you talking about? It is a horrible shot. Had he missed (which was highly likely) we’d be laughing at Dame because of the following...

Not the point, the police feel that they have been wronged. We all know that Blue Lives and apparently Blue Time matters so someone must pay the price for taking them away from their duties to harass and intimidate black citizens and disrupt birthday parties. I mean won’t someone think of the police’s feelings in this…

This is probably the best take. Regardless of whether he actually lied or not, this clearly isn’t a matter of life and death. This doesn’t need to be treated like the crime drama of the century. Chicago has bigger fish to fry.