I stopped reading the article and came straight to the comments to say this. I will forever be an Olajuwon stan. Thank you for beating me to this point. Now I’m going to ignore the article and star everybody who agrees with us.

And Hakeem was before his time. He played in an era where if you were tall, you hung out on the block and banged bodies. “Your job is to foul Shaq.” Imagine him in today’s pace-and-space NBA. No one has ever played better basketball than he did in the playoff series (1995?) when he was pissed David Robinson won the…

“...and is secure in his legacy as the greatest-ever player from outside the United States...”

“Unequivocally, this guy was the best shooter Dallas ever had.”

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

Thailand would like thank all those college students who took the drug for fun and were perfect guinea pigs on what the drug would do to young people.

Can we get the nickname LASER RAMÓN going?

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

I’m guessing he already didn’t need that dating app.

Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?

Run third party in purple districts to break Democratic incumbency. Got it.

Of course, maybe the Progressives will wrestle the Democratic Party away from the corporate wing, forcing the newly frustrated centrist wing to branch out and start their own party:

This is so funny to me as a (North American) Finn. There’s a phrase ‘torilla tavataan’ which is a gently mocking in-joke about how Finns are obsessed with any international attention, mostly because it doesn’t happen that often. For real. My mummo and äiti can tell me off the dome which famous people are Finnish, that…

And I’ve grown tired of this attitude that we should just settle for any ole bitch, instead of looking for and working towards, and pushing being better. Perfection doesn’t exist. Every person who’s ever received commendations in their line of work will tell you that but that doesn’t mean they don’t get up and strive…

“That should have been a flagrant 2!” - George W. Bush

Moderately surprised he didn’t trot out some holocaust survivors to say they were fine with the slogan.

It’s a good time to be a Rockets fan.

Whew. What a beating. Tua’s dad said he lost count of how many licks he was supposed to give in the third quarter.

See James, you can play basketball in a way that doesn’t make me want to murder a vagrant.

“nobody wants to hear that.”