As a Houston driver I have learned one unalterable truism that governs the universe and it is this: If you see a vehicle with a Texans sticker, watch out, because they are probably about to do something fucking stupid. And the bigger the sticker the stupider the thing theyre about to do.

I have no idea.

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

Dude’s going to meet his maker with “fucking nigger” on his lips.

Yeah, and do you remember what happened to the GOP after they forced the impeachment forward? They lost big, losing their Senate majority, and bleeding significant numbers in the House.  There turned out to be a pretty significant cost to pushing forward with what looked like a petty, partisan impeachment proceeding.

He can in fact be seen devouring whitebread in the gif up top.

If you ever put on a chinstrap, you would understand these tactics are necessary to utterly dominate college football as Maryland has. 

I think he was handling his own business.

As a Rockets fan I disagree with all of these reasonable and accurate points.

the judge should order them to tweet “croatoan” and delete the account 

Fun fact: “straight class” is what Mike Pence tried to add to Indiana’s education curriculum, in light of his own insecurities about his mastery of the subject.

Who dat?

Call your coach, not the cops. He’ll call the cops that are in his pocket.

Hey, white bystanders. You. Fucking do something you culpable assholes.

He should demand to be traded to the Astros?

Why are they so quick to defend owners over players? Doesn’t seem that complicated to me, it’s really a black-and-white situation.

This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.

Rounds are on me!

A round of applause for capitalism, everybody!