You try rounding the bases with a peg leg and an eye-patch and let’s see how fast you are.... sheesh.

Please do my taxes.

I must be getting old because I no longer recognize new euphemism for cocaine. 

Hey, hey, hey, hey...I’m in Houston.  I’ll be in flip-flops through December, but I won’t ever be able to wear a hoodie.

Gee a black man beating up a Russian? Well we know Trump will hate it

Can he lift his 5 kids. No. They wouldn’t even let him try. Dudes weak.

When’s the last time you watched Ninja? I started watching him a few months ago and he’s just a nice guy who plays games with other nice dudes...

I just looked up the Peelian Principles. WOW. Looks like we need to just throw the whole force away and start a new one because they literally don’t even seem to pretend to have looked at any of these principles.

A little a little disrespectful of what the Rockets were able to accomplish this year, but good article. I can’t wait to watch it all again next year!

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

a supervisor on duty saw that there was a problem with the arrest

I would go to Soccer and point out how Zlatan’s dope slap victim recoiled like JFK, whereas this guy made the tackle.

Maybe I’m just conditioned by the times, but “$1700 Gucci sweatshirts” seems like code for, “black”. JJ Watt is a nice white guy, not a thug black guy like 75% of his teammates.

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve read here. Sportswriters just in it for the free tickets? Take a fucking seat, jabroni.

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

I’m telling ya’ll, we need a national day to call the police on white people. I suggest Columbus Day since that’s the day that best represent when the calls should have started.

After my 12 years of Active Duty service adn further 9 as a federal civilan I love reminding people that:

“Not everyone in the military is a Hero. If that were true, we wouldn’t have military prisons or military police. There’s also a LONG list of military spies; who provided our sensitive national security information…

Bike racks at 4pm. Be ready.

I’d hardly call Aaron Hernandez the “league’s greatest tragedy.” Rodney Culver had a much steeper downfall. 

Eh, Techies have always gone to it. It’s roots are a bunch of techies burning a giant man on Baker Beach in SF. It’s fun and it’s interesting and I’m glad I went a few times in my 20s (44 now). I could see going again someday when I can afford it, but I have a kid now, so “Daddy’s going to spend a couple thousand $$…