Yep, I am the highest bidder :)

Dude for sure has one of these. And participates in conference calls on the john.

Imagine getting stuck in an Uber Pool with this guy.

Why does this movie need connection to real world? Why cant it just that the hero is lone survivor of some village what was destroyed by X monster and he is on a hunt for that. It doesnt need any connection to real world

“In Soviet Russia tire rotate you”

It looks like it was the current. Notice how it slides the truck sideways. Then it stops sliding; I bet there’s a curb or railing under the water the truck was running against like a redneck Initial D. When the curb ends the current pushed the nose over and he’s swept off.

What? No! Sad Mazdaspeed3 is now sad.

What happened to the convenience? I can scrape off my car far faster than pulling off a sheet and running it back up into my apartment. And now when I get home I've got to run up into the apartment to get the sheet, come back down and put it on? Fuck that. I'll just deal with some ice/snow in the morning.

1.) Put A Sheet Over The Windshield