I have never not regretted reading one of your articles.

Either zombies are real, or the thread in the link is about some video game.

Rolling Rock was never brewed in Pittsburgh and hasn’t even been in the area for a decade. Iron City is now brewed in the old Rolling Rock Brewery in Latrobe.

Yes, I did, but it doesn’t play into my narrative, so I left that out.

The White Sox had a World Series drought 2 years longer than the Red Sox. No one seems to remember that.

What’s more annoying about Cubs fans is the younger ones (let’s say 30ish and under) all act like they are carrying this giant burden of never having seen their team win a World Series, even though 12 teams (more than a third of the league) haven’t won in the past 29 years (plus 2 more teams that have existed for…

The same number of Canadian teams qualified for the NFL and NHL playoffs last season.

CURT SCHILLING REFUSED TO EVER PLAY IN TORONTO OR MONTREAL DURING HIS WHOLE CAREER BECAUSE HE LOVES AMERICA THAT MUCH. LOOK IT UP!

CURT SCHILLING COULD HAVE PITCHED LIKE THIS!

Almost made it through a full inning!

There is a difference between “racist” and “racially insensitive” and conflating the two only detracts from a constructive conversation.

I have played (way too) many seasons of NFL Fever 2003, a game that was freely distributed with new X-Box purchases.

TBF, most of them have only been watching football for about 3 seasons now, so they’re still just learning the rules.

TBF, I bet New England broadcasts constantly do that anyway

Bears tickets are still somewhat expensive considering how terrible they are. For example, tickets to see the also-terrible Titans on November 27 (probably crappy weather) are starting around $80 (including fees) on stubhub.

TBF, new jerseys are expensive, and why invest a couple hundred dollars in someone you don’t expect to be around for a while?

I’m too young to know (28 and never lived in NY), what was Times Square before that?

This is a very bad take.

But the 108 year olds weren’t the ones flooding the streets of wrigleyville last night.

Recent went to Fogo for my gf’s mother’s birthday, and she followed it up with a german beer hall.