They aren’t claiming to have integrity, they just want you to have integrity. Makes you easier to rip off.

CMU=Carnegie Mellon University

Sudden Death

To be fair, the Browns already have gotten more use out of him than any one expected.

I always felt that WVU cared more about Pitt than the other way around. I didn’t go to either school, but lived in Pittsburgh area and worked in West Virginia for a while.

Do not bother watching the video. It is not interesting.

I fully support bandwaggoning when the franchise has been historically shitty and lacked any real deep roots to the town.

The Cubs “suffering” is greatly overrated. I am fighting the urge to jack this thread and go on a rant. It is very difficult.

Can we get a follow up article on how people lie about winning bets about people reading books?

Amen. He is right if someone is trying to argue that protein A binds to certain cell receptors (I have no idea if that makes sense), but if you don’t already know that Mike Carey sucked, then I don’t know what you’re doing on deadspin.

The only thing with more range in last night’s game was the ump’s strike zone

Game of Thrones stole this joke

Clearly he should go with the “Night Knights” and when they fold in a few years we can have the headline “Goodnight Night Knights”

Well that’s not really a good take either.

As someone that has spent about 75% of my life in either the Pittsburgh area or Kentucky, this comment just isn’t accurate, “Pittsburgh is still a toilet straddling the dividing line between the midwest and the east coast. Culturally, it’s Kentucky.”

In my experience, winning the division just doesn’t feel as good as playoff wins.

(The second) Michael’s letter is one of the best fan letters of any WYTS this year.

How do you feel about the coverage of the Red Sox world series drought vs. White Sox?

Crain Communications Building/The Building From Adventures in Babysitting/The Vagina Building.

Oh man, Shane Lechler’s wiki page includes that he’s “good friends” with J.J. Watt. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shane_Lec…

Are they so obsessed with him that they need to start mentioning him on other players wiki pages as well? Do we think JJ added that himself?