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I worked for a Fortune 500 company where literally our companies entire financials were run through excel. Microsoft told us we were abusing the program. It is also no longer a Fortune 500 company.

Hopefully he doesn’t slip your son a little something from my husband’s secret stash

Michael Phelps is overrated. Swimming is the only sport where someone can win 8 gold medals. We should get rid of different strokes, let people swim however they want, only thing that matters is who makes it from point-to-point the fastest.

As a former very, very small time college athlete, branded gear is like half of what I own. I wear it to be cheap, not make a statement. You’re the douche for worrying about what other people are wearing at the gym. I can assure you I’m not worrying about what you’re wearing (attractive near-nakedness excluded).

Of course you say it’s the blacks. fucking racist.

Is it not the moral duty of the Baylor Board of Directors to do what is in the best interest of Baylor? It sounds to me that you are arguing this is what they did.

I don’t know what this means, but I want to see it.

Maybe only 1/3 of adults are happy?

He’s wrong, but because something like 1/3 of the adults in this country don’t drink. That leaves an upper-limit of 66% for beer.

The list implies that you will eat all the humanoid pokemon before a rock.

I don’t even know how you get a CP 113 Pidgeot. Did you evolve is from a CP1 pidgey?

Wrigley is terrible for this reason. Anyone that says it’s cool is lying to themselves, has only been once, or doesn’t actually like to watch baseball.

Lol

In my haste to make a joke I now realize I posted almost the exact same thing as someone else.

Rigged to let deadspin get more clicks by recycling old material

I voted the National Brawl. It’s definitely the least important, but also the most entertaining, and also not depressing (unless you’re a DC Sports fan, in which case you’re always depressed or about to become-depressed again)

After 1st grade, I had a friend move to Germany (military). One day after watching Indiana Jones, I wanted to share my knowledge of my friend’s new country, so I started drawing German flags. If you recall, the Germans in Indiana Jones are Nazis. When I showed my parents they quickly (but kindly) told me that Germany

This is what I imagine would happen if Hillary Clinton worked as a recruiter for Microsoft.