It’s worth noting that this was Jake Arrieta’s worst start since June 16, 2015.

I like hating on the Cards, but I don’t like feeding anything to the Cubs hype machine.

Spends his afternoons getting into comment wars on deadspin

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/media…

“Deadspin Staph’s reply, it’s like Ed Spock’s comment, except the joke is explained!”

I should not have taken it for granted that a kinja writer (or editor) might spend 6 minutes watching “inside the episode” before publishing a recap of one of the most popular shows in the country.

Wrigley is a total abomination now. It doesn’t have the cool old-school feel anymore. Now it’s just a stadium with too many obstructed views, crappy vending, and not enough restrooms.

Your point is taken, but in state-by-state rankings, some state has to be the lowest. It doesn’t necessarily mean that you can’t or don’t get a good education in that state.

You wouldn’t write this article about a male tennis player

“it’s mid-May, and this team lost 89 two years ago—”

This is such an unsatisfying cocktease

How athletes make me feel old:

Pat Tomasulo did it first:

Those moving screens get called soooo easily.

Pirates fan living in Chicago. Cubs fans are the WORST.

Already more wins than the 6ers

When’s the last time you were there? Things have improved since the ‘70s.

Could have, but would have chosen not to.

Hey, Hun. Didn’t know your penis had a deadspin account.

This is the quote that finally inspired me to make an account.