“I bought a baseball team just like George! Why won’t you love me mom?”

But also, why the hell would a juice press need four tons of force? Is it juicing granite boulders or some shit?

I think this product is perfect for people who are too stupid to realize they are paying $112/gallon for juice.

My favorite scene in all of Good Eats, and I so wish I could find a clip.

Also, IT FUCKING NEEDS WIFI TO MAKE JUICE.

Yes. I got a coffee machine for my classroom and literally every class had a student who asked why I didn’t get a Keurig. My response was that the coffee maker cost me $9, takes like 30 seconds of work to make a full pot of coffee, and each cup costs about a quarter (much less with a reusable cup) at most. Still…

POURING THINGS IS HARD SOMETIMES

He took one of the best parts of Capri Sun and made a robot do it. WTF.

a company called Juicero

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

NWSL is a “restricted entry” league, meaning you can’t select the team you play for except in certain circumstances.

Should she follow in the footsteps of older teammates like Alex Morgan and Carli Lloyd and play in Europe, she would still earn some pay from U.S. Soccer as well as a salary from the club.

Me as a Brewers fan right now:

You get a Steam code. The code works on either platform. (Or at least, that’s been the case with all the Aspyr-published games I’ve bought through Amazon in the past, up to and including Civ V and several of its DLCs.)

You get a Steam code. The code works on either platform. (Or at least, that’s been the case with all the…

As a long-time Philadelphian, I’m seriously offended by your post. No true Philadelphia considers cheez-whiz to be a valid sandwich topping. That shit’s just for the dumb tourists who go to (racist) Geno’s. Most cheesesteak places don’t even carry it.

A jury finding not guilty is the same thing as a jury finding innocent. So there is no difference and the article is not wrong.

Fuck me, remembering complaining about the hilt in Adam Driver’s light saber?

Like who even were we then?

I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

This is the same shit Peyton did when he tried to sell his worn uniforms.