Optional 4WD

Don’t forget the ACR version!  They came with adjustable Konis from the factory, as well as a some suspension tweaks and better gearing in the transmission.  And I’m sure a few other little mods I’m forgetting.

I propose magnetic tracks

Focus RS (weeps)

Sorry Ford, this doesn’t even remotely meet my mobile entertainment needs:

I’m fine sleeping in the garage for the next several decades.

Does the thing have a front tow hook?  Maybe a license plate relocation kit ala WRX would look at least a little less shitty?

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

the league forced the Alouettes to cut him, then banned him from the entire CFL

T-Roc R... Tee Rocker... Transvestite Rocker...

I’ve got that record. I love it. I love Liz. The Dickies have the best version.

That’s why it sounded familiar!! I knew I’d heard about this but I had no idea why!

Decimated is when it’s 10% destroyed. Please use the word decimated correctly. 

Willie Nelson

The F-Sport models are just like Audi’s S-Line or BMW’s M-sport line. They are just sporty trim packages and are not intended to actually be performance models. The “F” models are the performance models while the “F-Sport” models are the “Hey, look at me, I’m slightly cooler than a normal model but have no substance…

Could a site named “Clips and Fasteners be of any interest to you? 

Is it a minor incontinence?

Looks fast. Looks like it’d be even faster after you pick up ten gold coins.

This is by far the craziest thing I have ever heard used as a defroster. You win.

Wanna rent my mailbox? I’ll gladly take care of an RS2 while you pretend it lives with me full-time in Texas.