There’s a reason the Gathering of the Juggalos used to occur pretty much where KY, IL, and IN meet.

This is the side effect of old Volkswagen heat exchangers leaking exhaust...

Something about the rear rubs me the wrong way. The rear roofline looks confused. Does it want to be a fastback A7? Or a droopy S600 bubble? It’s sort of in-between and it’s not flattering IMO.

EDIT: I just read your second paragraph and we had the same idea.  Except you like it and I don’t :)

I'm not trying to sell a Ridgeline.

Ariel Atom!

This is perfect. Thank you. Also for the “Nosferatu cosplay enthusiast Rudy Giuliani.” heh.

Mandatory:

It’s so ugly that it could pass for a new Nissan. 

Baby. Baby magnet.

Day Nurse is too busy being a Mistress of Karate and Friendship for everyone.

I don’t know, but that 66 year old lesbian talking about Clarkson’s twat virus was pretty funny. They should put her on the show.

I mean I’ve tried everything to get us up to par with San Fran, but nothing worked. Even tried shitting on the sidewalks. But I guess the silver lining is that we can play the shit out of that second fiddle. And spoons. And moonshine jugs...

WAIT WUT. Jimmy Johns is an abortion of a sandwich shop. They have nothing but cold mediocrity, only one type of cheese, they SPATULA the goddamn mayo on there, and yet people line up out the door while superior places like Quiznos and Jersey Mike’s are often across the street. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

“It’s ok guys. It was a white car. It was merely foraging.... not looting like those black cars”

Good thing it wasn’t a black car

fishdicks

You are incorrect, it was January 5th they ran out of Ford spark plugs and they had to send Danny Newell - a fresh out of tech school befreckled and sandy haired intern - around to every auto parts store in a 15 mile radius. He came back with an assortment of different brands including NGK, AutoLite, Denso and…

As a lifelong NJ resident, there is nothing wrong with NJ that 2 hours drive in any direction can’t fix.

I hate NJ, but I hate everywhere else more, haha.

i like you, andrew, but grow up and stop wearing fucking sandals. no one wants to see your grubby-ass toes, no matter what type of nice hygiene regiment you subject them to. no more goddam sandals in any sort of professional setting.

How about a civil war hero like Mary Elizabeth Bowser, who was a free black woman who was a spy for the union, posed as a slave and worked in Jefferson Davis’ household? She was a key figure because she shared confederate military plans/strategy with union military figures. Davis knew there was a leak/spy but never…