This goes WAYYYY beyond just simple hazing. Fuck these guys!

Oh yeah?! But...but...bu...

I tell them what my customer is willing to pay and put them on a “shady list” for future transactions.

This is why Twitter will never die, the media depends on it. I predict that within 5 years 100% of all stories on the internet, Deadspin included, will either be about what someone tweeted, or will be about what someone tweeted in response to another person’s tweet. It’s all just a big media circle jerk creating…

I saw Fascist Barbies open up for Fear at the Starwood in ‘79.

Former rugby player here, and trust me, we didn’t need any additional assistance.

I’m more curious as to how many of those obstacles could withstand my athleticism. (Read: not collapse under my immense weight)

Counterpoint: NO, I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG! ALEX SMITH IS OUR HERO / HOLY SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED???

Bills are poised to take the lead in the afc east ...

I almost wonder if this would be best paired with the Koenigsegg’s camless engine design and engineered in a non-interference manner.

I had the same thought, Mazda seems like an ideal partner for Koenigsegg’s concepts.

What it comes down to for me is that there’s no way I will avoid death

The hinged windshield could be great for those rugged excursions to soccer practice. Tilt it forward for an unobstructed view of Madison and Jacob out there on the field as you sit in car and sip your latte, avoiding that other mom who is constantly on your ass because you bought non-organic postgame treats when it…

There was a mopar night at the local drag strip over the summer and I desperately wanted to take my Fiat just to see their reaction

Truly, this is an argument that could never end. The Texans are an excellent choice.

I’ve had good luck with the 8 and 12-inch T-fal Nonstick Professional Frypans. Together they can be had for around $60, if that, and can take a relative beating. My wife has used them practically everyday for the past two years, and while the bottoms are discolored from all the heating, the nonstick surface is still…

Induction safe and longtime winner at ATK:

Tony Llamas knocks on the door of everyone in his condo building to find out who left their clothes in the dryer 5 minutes after it stopped, ignoring the other empty dryers.

And then Tom Llamas will spend 45 minutes looking for his ball after it rolled out of bounds, holding up the next 4 parties at the tee box.

TR is amazeballs and gets all my donations for disaster relief.