Wait...you’re telling me that The Darkness is not a real band?

I’m sure there are people that will cry ‘BPA’ and ‘plastic’ and the like, but the easiest for us has always been to wrap each shucked ear in shrink wrap and microwave for about 1:15 per ear with about a pinch of salt per ear as well. Super easy and the ears stay hot for a while if you keep them wrapped - like 20…

But how many rods can you perambulate with that? I’d wager a shilling farther if your tires had been revulcanized?

As much as I’ve ragged on FCA/FiatChrysler/ChryslerCorp products, I have always had a soft spot for the Magnum. Never drove one, however, so with your description I’m picturing an absolute inability to corner or be responsive and nothing but floating blubber going down the road. Accurate? If so, you might have cured…

I distinctly remember this and yet I can’t find Internet Proof that it happened, but the Royals (pre-latest WS win) broadcast an inning of baseball without announcers the day after one of their former announcers passed away. It was beautiful. Not that I want to watch every game that way, but I really enjoyed the…

For go-to marinade, about the only thing I marinate is B/S chicken before grilling:

Came here to say this - that I never thought I’d see something come from him that looked less athletic than his golf swing.

Aluminum Knights.

Nah, man. Court side in Allen Field House. On national TV. Lots of interesting exercise with fun people. Many more good days than bad.

I’m not saying that there weren’t fun and goofy things that we did together as a group. I wasn’t with the team long, but I had fun while I was there. In the end, I wasn’t very good and was having trouble adjusting to all that was required of the team and of college in general and had to leave - so not all that much…

Wow - okay. This wasn’t a ritual when I was there. Going to out myself here a bit, but I was a KU cheerleader my freshman year. Nothing like this went on with our team. As a male, I was never hazed in any way nor did I witness any hazing or abuse of any female team members.

Woah - I think that’s a miss there.

The hatred I have for all things DaimlerChrysler is so intense that I was doing nothing but smiling and laughing through this entire article.

And here I was reading this article and thinking about some judge somewhere pulling a Solomon and saying “Alright, both of you get half.” And waving to a bailiff who starts up one of those gas powered saws.

You’re right - don’t know where I got my wires crossed.

Okay, I’ve got some questions around this. Namely, I thought Yeti was owned by Vista Outdoor which also makes Savage, Federal Premium, and a ton of other firearms related companies. Isn’t that the case? This is the NRA going schizo, if you ask me.

Good God, that’s funny.

I don’t know modern Ford/GM/FCA trucks well enough to compare completely, but I can tell you that my 05 Jeep GC had zero paint on the drive shaft. In fact, it had a strip of wheel weights down the length on one side to try to balance out a weight distribution problem with the shaft. I’ve never seen anything like that…

“...will not start my Jeep with my seat belt on because I will have to fix something..”