I agree - I don’t think you’ll even get that slapped on these guys though.

Play on WHEATon? Or is that a normal curse you use?

About the same as the odds that these guys are awful pricks. There is no way these men should be in school much less playing football. I know they’re young, but they honestly need to serve a 90 day stint in jail for kidnapping, sexual assault, battery, and criminal mischief.

I contend that this is the saddest truck ‘special edition’:

A few years ago the Royals ran an inning of announcer-free baseball as a memorial to a previous announcer who had passed away a few days before. It was beautiful. Made me want to watch more TV baseball.

Woah dude, way too much pedantic analysis of a flippant portmanteau discussion.

I’d say Teephus but then everyone would think I can’t spell some disease like typhus correctly.

*Douglass

*rid

In other news - love your handle. Hochuli for the win!

Wow - time for these guys to go the way of Arthur Anderson. Enron destroyed that firm (and should have) and this breach and behavior by leaders with the sale of stock means it’s time to get these guys out of business right now.

AHHH KELLY CLARKSON

Yep - I think more than half of Rugby fans might be sporting a semi waiting to pull this one out the next time a Futbol fan comes a-calling.

High five!

two words - testicular torsion.

Even certain TP brands do not break down well - I’m looking squarely at you Charmin. I can only imagine the hell that these wipes could cause in a sewer system.

Eff that - full on ROV treatment. I’d treat that damn thing like a damaged Japanese reactor. Last thing I’d want is to ‘free’ it and have it or the weight of what’s behind it crush me.

Entirely too ethnic for upstate New York.

Thank you - It’s like saying Al Capone went to prison JUST AND ONLY because of tax evasion. That was the final piece they decided to get him on, but we all know that the crime was smuggling, breaking prohibition, and murders.

Absolutely. If they can prove prior knowledge these folks are in trouble. Martha Stewart went to prison for this, these people should.