It is one of my favorite episodes - love the thought that those two get together to watch Jeopardy every Wednesday.

Man...Okay, here it goes.

Someone rearrange these into a series of Haiku STAT!

So your girl thinks guys hang onto their junk like a combo teddy bear/worry stone all night? Wow.

“Here we are...Hmmm...I would get out and help you all but this blasted thing had its steering wheel tilt motor fail again and it appears to be cutting off circulation to the second set of Royal Jewels.

Do not plant mint in the ground. It will take over. Put it in a container near the rest but do not put it in the same bed.

Yes - I have a gardener friend that says if you want mint, put a pile of dirt in the middle of your driveway, grow your mint, and get rid of the dirt at the end of the year. Otherwise it will take over and you will NEVER be rid of it.

Someone already said ‘Flyover Country’ but it’s true. Wichita, where I live, has a comfortable living cost of around $40k, which equates to $20/hr. If you made $15/hr for a regular 40 hour week and had a second job maybe waiting tables on R-F-S nights, you could pretty easily make this happen.

Who in their right mind in the Chef’s organization thinks that screaming banana yellow looks like a color this organization has ever used?

How about this thought - Autism is more likely to result from advanced paternal age at conception. RDN was 53 or 54 when his son with autism was conceived.

You magnificent bastard...

CTRL+D takes the value, including formulas from the top cell selected to all the rows below. Works great and can take the values/formulas from multiple top row cells and pulls them down to the fields below. So if you have a mix of formulas and static values in a row, including VLOOKUPS to other sheets, you can pull…

Very well-written article, Brian, so thank you. I’m not a fan of tattoos just based on the economics of the things (you can’t eat them, sell them, or live in them and they often cost as much as a crappy car) but I understand some of the reasons why people get them. The last thing that should happen is for someone to…

My wife used to work in this field. Basically, it’s the same people that go into Cosmetology-related fields. They know a bit more science around skin/hair/biology, but they are the same type of people.

Awesome article as always, Drew. You did miss the best place to piss outside and that is off of a Deck especially if the deck overlooks a woodsy area. In that situation, I’ll walk past a bathroom to pee off it.

Found him! Found the guy who’s an FCA Plant! That is a miserable piece of horribleness engine. I DD a Jeep Grand Cherokee with that engine and I want to light my own vehicle on fire every time I turn the key over. Swear to all that is holy I’d rather drive a Honda Fit that my miserable 115K mi Jeep.

Uncle Rico approves, can still throw a ball over them mountains...

Video fails without the 2008 SuperMario Chalmers shot to send championship game to overtime with Kansas eventually beating undefeated Memphis causing Cal to skip town again just in front of the sheriff.

Ouch man. As a current Jeep owner with a transfer case about ready to go, that hurts. That’s my brother there you’re laughing at...

But wait - There’s More! Taking bets on who he’ll get leverage over (hooker/drug pics) in order to make this ridiculousness happen with taxpayer dollars. Drew - you said they should make it a toilet, trust me - skins fans will be pissing into that thing with wild abandon. Probably trying to do it from inside the…