“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

He spent too much time in the Iron Man suit and now his skin has fused to the metal and he won’t fit in the driver’s seat. 

Why? Why won’t Tony Stark be driving it in future Iron Man or Avengers movies? Does it get stolen or something?

This thing has been making the rounds in all of the FB car groups, and it’s amazing how many people immediately jump down the guy’s throat with comments poking fun at someone who apparently can’t afford gas for the car, or is too stingy if a Prius isn’t economical enough for him.

What the fuck, people. This is awesome.…

That’s...not really true. They’re rare and pretty enough that whenever I see one alongside non-car people, they ask me what it is. Alfa sounds weird and exotic, so it still holds some brand cache. 

Okay, maybe just a listing without any pictures...

The side view looks like someone stepped on the Range Rover Velar while it was high centered.

Had to look up the Coupe. OMG, that rear end is amazing!!!

In 2019, you can buy, new:

nope. they’re rad.

The sedan looks much better than the current model. The hatch isn’t traditionally handsome but is certainly unique without being overbearing. Either way the interior is gorgeous and that’s where you’ll be spending most of your time, so well done Mazda

Looks good in a dramatic way. But I still think the current Mazda 3 looks better. More balanced.

I like the way you think.

Could someone add some wood panelling to this?

Weird to think that €137 million represents about 500 total car sales.  

Yes. Her general point distracts from the problem and frames it instead as some sort of competition among minority women instead of a fight against white patriarchy.
But I also want to call out one of those tweets embedded for its logical fallacy because there are enough legitimate points to bring up in this…

This ‘character’ thing is not binary. You can buy a practical reliable car that is not nearly as soul crushing as a Corolla/RAV4.

No it does not.  Sirens and training should be included in any risk assessment however.

3 million miles is 60,000 miles a year, every year, for 50 years.