I get that on general, Deadspin writers are very much pro-labor and by extension pro-players in the relationships between the players and the NFL, owners, and coaches.

LOL. The second best line is “This is largely because I was now driving through the city of Philadelphia, whose police officers don’t have time to deal with license plate violations, what with all the murders, armed robberies, muggings, Eagles fans, etc.”

There is literally nothing faster than an Evo with Purple Heart plates.

This article is the real horseshit, so let me tell you why:

First of all, Acura only has established dealership networks on the tops of moutains. This is to allow potential customers to not only find a good deal on a TLX, but to also find a good deal on themselves. Recently me and the wife took 3 weeks off work and…

See what’s happening there? The driver hits the + paddle, and then we cut to the revs going upon the tach. Maybe Acura is trying for that new convention where + means ‘lower’ and - means ‘higher,’ and also D means ‘Drive Backward’ and R means ‘Resume Forward Travel.’

The “plus” button on vtech cars (the only cars with this function) actually increases the vtech, resulting in more revs as the vtech velocitates higher, resulting in the horsepowers and torques synergizing together, multiplicating speed and efficiency.

That, my friends, is a slipping transmission.

Goes well with my other ride

WTF?!

If you're buying this car, you have to factor in the price of new wheels because those things are terrible.