It is shocking Markle would rather date (then marry) a young handsome prince, than Piers Morgan. SHOCKING I SAY

My mom is on too many meds to drink, but she did ask me to go out and buy her a celebratory milkshake. She said today was even better than the day Ronald Reagan died.

Isn’t is just adorable when men who look like actual elephant seals criticize a woman’s appearance?

He was all “so what? Smoking rules” until he got the word that his lung cancer really was incurable and going to kill him, and it finally sunk in that there were going to be consequences in his life he couldn’t buy or bully his way out of. And even then, he decided to remain an asshole until the end.

And Rush has lost his 70 year battle with social progress.

I’m glad to hear lung cancer has won its battle with Rush Limbaugh.

Folks on Twitter putting it better than I could.

The thing about apologies from past abusers is that they are usually for the abuser. The abuser went to therapy and realized they did something wrong, the abuser feels bad and reaches out to the person they victimized. What in that scenario is about the victim? What if the victim doesn’t desire an apology and contact…

I like feminism a hell of a lot more than I like Lana Del Rey, and her vocal lack of support for feminism is doing more to tear women down than anyone has done to her. 

The joke is that he already did that.

But, bodega grapes. That makes her relatable, right?

“This is (Tedio)us”