i call it your mother, torchinsky

Poor guy, he was just doing his job. Couldn’t have done a thing about it.

Even on the radio in the second clip, somebody basically says “back up he’s trying drift mode”

How much glue did you sniff while writing this?

My Jetta “Sport” includes a lip spoiler, sport seats, fog lights, some other shit and GLI suspension.

i mispronounce prius. i call it “excrement”

KBB never actually seems to be super accurate.

Mustang crashed into something....

Vaporware.

Still looks boring.

That was literally the first thing I thought when I saw it....

Platinum grey metallic is a good color also though :P

Most of the people who buy these things used can’t actually afford them, finance them for extended periods of time, get them repossessed, sent to auction and then make it to sketchy dealer lots.

Those are pretty quick. I’ve heard in the 5.9 range for manuals.

That Torch is going to break into my garage and connect jumper cables to the battery and my nipples.

Oooh imagine that curb rash repair. Hell, or just the curb rash.

The Model S has had similar problems from what I’ve heard from owners.

Second that. My former B5 A4 was tricky to drive, even for experienced manual drivers.

It is ugly.

NEVER CONSUME ANYTHING THAT TORCH GIVES YOU. NEVER DO IT. NEVERDOIT.