He just buys cars to show off. He can’t talk about them too much though.

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HOLY SHIT, A SEAT ALTEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mhmmmmm, Diablo.

Well I set that one on fire sooooo........

So you are who I’m supposed to damn to Prius hell?

What a shitheel. Props to the truck owner for putting him in his place.

The shift knob looks kinda funky, but otherwise YES!

Minus the face and ass, it’s a 3-Series.

‘02 W8. Fastest to the repair shop if not that fast in a straight line!

Get me drunk enough and I’ll desire whatever you tell me to.

VwVortex is like Jezebel and Audizine combined.

Because installing spark plugs on an ‘05 Rio just isn’t sexy enough.

I’m pretty sure they’ve been pulling the same crap since the late 90’s, haha.

Bottom Gear?

Top Gear’s ratings in the next three years will be abysmal.

I really hope it doesn’t reproduce.

YEP, JUST SLATHER IT ON. LIKE I SLATHER ON LUBE. HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHH.

I call it the “babyheaddrop.”

That article somehow is like the fifth picture that show sup when you search up “carolina squat” into Google and like the fifth web result. That means that one or two butthurt carolina squat fans managed to get to the article and create their own burners just to comment that I’m wrong lol.