Oh why Cadillac? Why does the exterior have to look so good, but the interior have to look like a Cozy-Coupe Deluxe.

It’s all part of a master plan! Since Toyota hybrid batteries are expensive to replace, then most of the owners will likely sacrifice their write-offs to the insurance company and buy less shitty cars!

That’s why I said column shifter also.

It’s also going to be interesting when you accident stick it in reverse while blindly reaching for the climate control or something on the highway.

The Crown Vic/Town Car belongs on this list!

Meh, I guess it depends on personal preference. But I’d never buy a truck without a column shifter or manual.

I dunno, I couldn’t stand having a knob to shift a truck.

Thanks Kinja!

This is stupid.

Yeah, and the owner of that house is going to get an HOA citation if he leaves that thing on his front lawn for much longer.

It was good, then I saw the interior and gagged a little bit.

LITTLE SHIT, THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT USING YOUR BLINKERS.

They are good looking cars though!

Sportwagon......Sportwagon......Sportwagon. Those were not fast or good handling cars by any means.

Other than the tank...............

Ew, that’s the most hideous old lady I’ve ever seen.

That’s me! Can I help you?

Get back under that bridge of yours.

Does this count?

IF Micheal Bay directed a bus commercial...