Thank God it’s them insteaaaaad of youuuuuuuuuu!

I suppose the cargo hold of a plane is better than a hospital.

They literally handed out unwrapped candy? Makes all those boxes of raisins and that bouillon cube I got once seem a lot better - that’s saying a lot....

I feel like I got put on a watch list just for clicking the story link.

Thanks! I considered just listing out 30 movies in a single sentence, but for some reason I decided to spend 4 hours writing blurbs offering a little bit of information about each one so people might be able learn about something they haven’t heard of before and figure out where to watch it, but really this screen…

I took my 21 pound turkey out of the freezer last Friday which would have been what, the 19th, and put it in the fridge. Seeing as the best temp for the fridge is 39 degrees and that’s what mine is set at, when I took it out to check it yesterday, I had a 21 pound ball of ice still. Out came the inside of my Nesco, I…

I swear by Alton brown's recipe. Though I can never get the onions right, the mushroom sauce is that shit. 

None of these horror movies freaked me out more than the thought of those fries...

My last pre-pandemic movie experience was Onward, which was good! But I was definitely distracted when I saw it in the middle of March, 2o2o, as it was becoming clear that theatres were going to close. This point was forced home when I accidentally touched someone else’s stale fries in my cupholder...

“but only happy, healthy dogs get the zoomies” I had no idea how much I needed to read that. I adopted a super high anxiety senior 3 1/2 years ago. She was rescued at one year old from the street and lived at a dog refuge for 10 years before I brought her home. So she has never lived in a house with a human before. The…

Probably traded in to cover the markup on a Palisade

respado

I’m a subscriber to Firemen Running Up Stairs and Sweating, but I do enjoy both of those publications when I pick them up at Pathmark.

Well, when I’m looking for ‘manly men’, the cover of Vogue is definitely my first choice.

I was in India two years ago during Diwali, and our tour had been re-routed so we spent the final night in a smaller town that usually never sees tourists.

There’s a bit where I feel like he was a bit of Black Icarus, who loved flying among the elite too much that he believed the sun when it said his melting wings were a liberal hoax.

Gaetz is an awful piece of garbage so I'm going to assume the absolute worst about their relationship. You can probably imagine.

#4- He’s on a nice farm upstate, where he can run free with the other Spectrum Children.