This baseball terminology dictionary disagrees with you.

I guess LOLMets applies to their fans “takes”, too.

He who cries BIAS! the loudest is usually the most biased.

How is sliding an injury risk ONLY when the need to slide is fake?
I’m calling bullshit on this “reason”ing.

Your comment is exactly why that series exists. #bfib

You have no idea about the economics of baseball.

By STILL being a league average player. (And being able to play multiple positions doesn’t hurt.)
Last year he had more WAR than Prince Fielder and Elvis Andrus. And Salvador Perez, who most folks love to speak about in the reverent tones. He was in the same ballpark as Ben Zobrist and Kendrys Morales and Beltran and…

Making $4 milliion is about a $10 UNDERPAY if he creates the same value he did last season.
Yes, he’s old. But he’s still a (very) useful player.