That cat has seen some shit.

I would sooner pet a wild bison than buy anything by Meghan Trainor, I’ll tell you that right now...

I’m not Jefree Star’s biggest fan but I trust his judgement - he knows what he’s talking about when it comes to make-up and his career and fame are based on an actual viable and advanced skill set and passion which has led to him creating a make-up brand of his own. I

I keep reading that these are nothing more than rebranded Colourpop. Why anyone would pay $29 for them when they could pay $6 (and not support a Kardashian to boot!) is completely beyond me...

I just want to point out Jeffree Star only recently got popular on his YouTube channel. He actually first made it big on Myspace making music, then moved to Instagram, then created his own product line, and is just now (less than a year) doing make up tutorials on YouTube. Most of his subs are fans that followed him…

Jeffree Star isn’t just a youtube makeup artist, he has his own, better quality matte lipsticks. So he’s not just speaking as a consumer critique, he’s speaking as a creator critique.

Honestly, even though I can’t stand this child and would never buy that overpriced bullshit when NYX and ColourPop exist, I’m still tryna figure out why she didn’t just have a doe foot applicator.

If she really believes that it’s okay to work with someone you KNOW is a rapist just because “well, it probably won’t happen to me”, nah. That’s shitty reasoning and she can gtfo.

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

Sounds like it’s time for Kim and her giant bag to step in.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

It’s such bull. He does not have that kind of money. He didn’t even buy his own house. Someone or something or some network paid for this. Or more likely, it’s on loan because this is a publicity stunt.

She looks 11.

I’m sorry but its getting REALLY creepy (more than usual) referring to this adult woman as a baby. I know its for shits n giggles but still.

Pop ‘em in the “oven” and blake at 98.6º for 9 months

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

NO ONE IS PERFECT, JUJY

If you’re in the US and are thinking of taking your own life, call 1-800-273-8255 (the National Suicide Prevention Hotline).

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

If a guy asked me my ‘BODY COUNT’ I think I would seriously tell that guy to go eat a dick. How fucking dare he put it that way. Like everyone I had ever had sex with was just a body I used. That would piss me the fuck off.