I FIGURED IT OUT. The spot is a remake of this:

How long has that one been queued up?

I hope he doesn't think this means he can spend less time with the children he and I created together one magical weekend in my Netflix queue.

Fucks given - 0

I just want to warn everyone that these aren't "viral" videos in the sense that they have become inexplicably popular on the internet, but viral videos in the sense that if you watch them, a horrible and fatal literal virus will be transmitted into your brain and will kill you.

Good thing no one asked you.

I honestly don't believe it was a sham. I can shamelessly admit that I am a regular KUWK watcher (DO NOT JUDGE ME. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME) and despite being generally pretty critical of Kim when I watch, I honestly think that marriage was sincere. Kim genuinely seems like the kind of woman who falls in love with the…

I couldn't focus on anything in that video except for the absence of her seatbelt.

I dunno, I find that picture a bit too cheeky.

No one's slick as Gaston

I really wish you could unpost this. I get that people are shitty and say shitty things and it's click-worthy, if not news-worthy, to report on it. However, I just wish that all the shitty responses that people posted self-righteously about suicide being the "cowards" way out didn't garner ANY attention...least of all…

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Re: Kim and now being "low-maintanence"

That thing would ride up your butt so fast.

In honor of The Year of The Pratt

So Sisqo was actually requesting a cleanliness check?

This is what happens, when we let assholes exploit our childhood.