Hey wait... all the girls who went through the machine get changed back, but that one male guard doesn't???

I watched It Takes Two every day (twice a day on the weekends) when I was 8 and Steve Guttenberg's character completely defined what I have now come to look for in a man: super nice, philanthropic, great chest hair, and totally down for food fights.

I'm not down for killing anyone at all, but I find it ironic that Facebook's all about killing this page when there are a shitton of Elliot Rodger fan pages still alive and well. It'd be nice to see some consistency.

She is so pretty, I love this gif.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Should not every asswipe who shared the video be brought up on child pornography charges?

Country wives? Yes, because otherwise these three women have NOTHING ELSE GOING ON IN THEIR LIVES ASIDE FROM BEING MARRIED. ergh.

Can I just say, if you watch it with the captions on it just says "EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE" for the whole scene...pretty much just as disturbing as actually listening to it

I don't care how much you hate, I LOVE THIS MOVIE! I reserve my right to bawl my fucking eyes out when Forrest asks if his son is smart or if he's like Forrest.

Small bone of contention - Forrest Gump was raised in Greenbow, Alabama (a fake place), not Savannah, Georgia.

"Is it really BETTER THAN PULP FICTION?"

Comcast has no shame. How about lowering my bill?

Is there any person out there that doesn't love George Takei? I don't think it's humanly possible to dislike him.

Five years is not nearly an adequate sentence for rape. This is disgusting the judge should be disbarred.

I'm generally not a fan of invoking religion in press interviews, but that was one classy response. Furthermore, whether it's God & Jesus, karma, a guilty conscience or whatever that these people are cheating out by doing so, judging other people and creating controversy to mask how miserable you are with your own…

Douchey he is. Doughy ? Not so much.

Dave's new wife looks a lot like someone...I just can't put my finger on who. She oughta know...

Damn, and to think of all the dicks I have sucked for free.

Leaving aside all judgment on promiscuity and health concerns, I just feel like this is an awful lot of work for one measly little drink.

That would be a welcome change of pace after this and rosebuds.