Nope.

But at the end of the day, aren't they ALL winners?

Um, they still crowned the wrong Miss Florida! The right Miss Florida had better things to do than competing in beauty pageants, like escaping handcuffs to eat a bag of weed.

I hope Clinton sues the pants off them for using her image without her consent.

Those are such abusive parents, having that processed, sugary, preservative-and-gluten-laden frankenfood in that house! And then to actually PUNISH this girl, rather than letting her navigate her unique circumstances come to her own conclusions about appropriate behavior! And then to SHAME her, by putting video of…

I hope we all reserve judgement on what the mother should or shouldn't have done and just enjoy this really freakin' adorable video of a kid doing kid stuff. My ovaries explode for cute little baby voices :3

And it's safe sex because Macs never get viruses! (At least that's what Mac users love to tell me. I kind of figured most of them were already fucking their iPads on a daily basis.)

Putting this gross old lady on my screen instantly killed my boner forever.

It makes me homicidally enraged whenever a woman is compared to a man and then made to feel unattractive for showing her physical strength. It's like oh so you're applauded for being big strong man, me on the other hand must NEVER be strong because what? It fucks with your ego? You're too insecure to cuddle with a…

Ryan Gosling is still in love with Rachel McAdams.

When my kid asks me where babies come from, I'm just going to say "When a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman puts her hand on her stomach. Then a stranger takes a picture and publishes it. That's how a woman gets pregnant."

Color me kooky. I thought it was funny. (AND I filled out my FAFSA every year when I was a student.) I guess I'm far enough away from student loans (other than paying them monthly), that it amuses me.

this is sooooo freaking romantic

I am indifferent to whether the movie was good or bad so I'm not sure why I watched this whole video, but it was worth it for that random "Are you ready for some football?!" at 10:15

I feel like there's more. I have conflicting feelings about the media coverage that they get because on one hand, we need to know that this is happening and on the other, I feel that it almost glorifies it and spawns copy cats.