Time to call the Dynamic Duo !

The arrogance of man is thinking Beyonce is in our control and not the other way around.

So I guess I'm calling Rachel Ray a drunk.

One time I mixed Bacardi 151 with my Aunt's pink lemonade at a family BBQ and everyone was like, "yo how did yours turn all brown the stuff in the pitcher is pink".

Oh geez, Grumpy Cat just reached out to us with a comment on this story.

Jesus H, this even touched my shriveled, cynical heart.

Well, since there seems to be lots of evidence of the assault, I hope that the assailants are arrested. If that does not happen, I hope that Tyra and Janell file a lawsuit against the authorities for not prosecuting, and against the perpetrators themselves.

The problem that I have with this "issue" is that in the end, it was directed towards themselves, not to anyone who identifies as transgender. I understand the concept of not wanting to offend others - but it is becoming insane. Soon, people will be required to have their mouths sewn shut and their fingers cut off -…

If you were "not up for consideration" as a boyfriend, it means that these women didn't want a relationship with you. Telling someone it's because "they're so nice" or "I just think of them as a friend" is a nice way of saying "I don't want sex or a romantic relationship from this person". The reason we use these…

Some subs are subs because they need teaching experience to get hired by the district. Or, such as the nutter who taught me for a year in grade school, they are tenured teachers and the district can't fire them but the district does not want the nutter having any real power over or access to students when unpleasant…

This totally sounds like a scene in a Rom Com that would be featured prominently in the trailer for it's 'cute' factor.

Are You Better At Dating Than a 4th Grader?

*SCREAMS AND FAINTS*

Looks like he's gonna need a.... pubic defender.

He is SO handsome! I thought that and then was all "that is too weird to write." Thank you for validating me.

Keep. It. Koming.