Do you want to build a snowman?

I'm sorry, but every time I hear someone talk about how Mother's day is a manufactured piece of shit Hallmark holiday and OH MY GOD THEY WILL NOT BE A PART OF THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS....

Cute.

Does Miley Cyrus do anything but simulate fellatio?

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

"For not pressing on the soft spot on my head when I was a baby... Even though deep down you really wanted to."

These are some crazy muscular thighs.

Does it, though? In what way? I don't want to diminish the importance of one's self identity, but race does not exist in a vacuum. She is of Armenian descent, and I think it's debatable whether that is considered white. I've definitely seen racially charged discrimination against people from the Caucuses. Kim…

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…

same, kris

Leonardo DiCaprio's "move" is to take a lady to Soho House and pre-order her meal...

If Oprah is the Eye of Sauron, does that mean Lindsay is Gollum? And Vodka is her "Precious"?

The Imp With the Sparse

all I can say is

ok this is spectacular