What I don't like is that as Facebook currently exists, there's no way to designate that the owner of a profile has died. And the site isn't currently separating the dead from the living at all.

Miley's headed down a dangerous drug. You can easily OD from just two marijuanas.

make their meat rise like a loaf of bread

This changes nothing for me. They could basically tell me I was ingesting nuclear waste and I'd still order a third Cool Ranch Supreme taco.

My science teacher told me that Sodium Phosphate is found in the tears of mediocre students. He also used to throw chairs at us when we would talk.

I remember an ep of "Dirty Jobs" where he, um, helped with breeding farm animals. He joked a lot, but I think I saw something inside him die.

I mean, why even bother with a "cute" selfie? it's not like the horse gives a shit, you know?

I want to trick Williams in to quitting her show, but then Soup will loose some of its material.

More than an effect on time, finances, and trust - that's bordering on reproductive abuse. Nobody is entitled to force anyone's hand in terms of their autonomy over their body. Wendy Williams, you have fucked up royally.

I agree, its abhorent to force a pregnancy on a partner. My advice to this lady: tell him how you want another child and that you are going off BCP. After this point, its up to him whether or not he wants to have unprotected sex, or he could always just wrap his dick up. I don't see why she should have to stay on…

Got his name right on the third attempt.

Thoughts? I have nun.

Because we don't want to have to shove a cup up our already bloody snatch. Some of us while understanding that menstrual blood is perfectly natural, still don't like getting blood clots/mucus all over our hands, or want to have to explain what we are doing in a public restroom cleaning out a silicon cup that looks…

1) They don't fit everybody. I've bought both brands and while I don't think my vagina is specifically ~magical~ or anything, but they were both just way too fucking big, no matter what size I bought.

Sorry, not interested in getting more blood on my fingers

Can we also put an end to hovering and peeing all over the fucking toilet seat in public ladies rooms? There is nothing worse than walking into a public restroom to find someone else's piss all over the damn seat. You cannot get fucking herpes or AIDS or whatever it is you're afraid of from plopping your ass on the…

Okay, I have to be honest I had NO IDEA that anybody actually flushes these things down the toilet. Whenever I read the sings in public restrooms asking people not to flush sanitary goods I always wonder who would do such a thing. I think I just went through puberty knowing that you wrap it in the plastic of the next…

Holy shit, Baby George is secretly dating Tom Cruise, abusing Vicodin, and lying about having miscarriages for sympathy? His parents need to ground him.