Make your art good enough so that I don't watch it at 1.5x speed? Fucking hell people. 

The only KING is KING PUSH and the lack of a Pusha feature on here makes it DOA. 

So we have boomerang man, Rick Flair, and Punkin back from the first film? 

I don't get the vibe at all that I'm supposed to feel bad for Bryce. I get the vibe that life is complicated. Is protesting a rapists' funeral going too far or is it justified? What if one of his victims opposes it, does that change things? No one has answers to these questions. It's complicated beyond virtue…

Not super relevant but it needs to be addressed, Devin Druid's performance when Tyler told Clay about his sexual assault was absolutely crushing. IMO just as intense as any of the more "shocking" scenes.  

Fuck, thanks for breaking the explanation I sold myself on. 

Cap stole 4 vials of Pym Particles from SHIELD in 1970.

While Man of Steel and BvS are definitely Snyder movies, I can’t bring myself to believe that Suicide Squad is actually David Ayer’s finished product. Maybe I just enjoyed End of Watch and Fury so much that I think he’s more capable than he is (I personally don’t hate Bright) but I’ll put on a tin foil hat and buy the…

I can watch the first two seasons of Hannibal basically on repeat, they are two of the best seasons of television to ever air. When it comes to season 3 though, I just skip around. Skip to Jack beating down Hannibal, skip to Muskrat Farm, skip to the first episode with Dolarhyde, skip to the finale. It’s a shame…

That’s all I needed to hear to sell me on this. That episode is GD amazing. 

I would say Zodiac is the all time scariest movie to me. The lake scene is horrifying, and the overwhelming sense of dread physically affects me. My runner up would be The Exorcist, for the overall demonic shit popping up in the background, not the main performance.

Like others have noted, the sliding doors of a minivan are the shit and instantly make any 3 row crossover seem like a pain in the ass. We got a T&C when we found out about Baby 3 and it’s great. Only thing I would rather have is a Model X. 

Which is more petty:
A) Providing thoughtful and respectful feedback to a columnist on a fairly well known website.

I was about to get uppity and start defending small town America, but fuck Ohio is horrible. 

Yeah, well let’s hope one of the Dems finds a compelling way to speak to the Midwest in 2020 so this train wreck doesn’t get a 4 year extension. Obama found a way to get votes from racists so we know it can be done.

That’s too bad. Jack and Hannibal have an awesome brawl while in Italy, but that’s really the only compelling part of the European arc. The stuff with Mason Verger and then the Red Dragon is really well done. 

Oh boy.

The first two sentences of this review is why Trump won. 

Nailed it.