I didn’t mean to say that other Ghanans wouldn’t know English. Sorry if it came out that way.

I totally understand how you feel about not being excited about the wedding - I felt the same pressure but in the end just said “fuck it” and made it how I wanted it to be. When is your wedding? Do you have a dress yet? I have 2 dresses (a full length and a tea length) from my wedding the other day, if you are a size…

Your wedding will be gorgeous and perfect. Marrying the person you love and want to spend the rest of your life with is what makes it a perfect wedding. I was at a wedding once that was in a backyard, with 4 witnesses, and the bride held some flowers that we’d just picked from the yard, and it was perfect and…

I hated the “what is your theme” question. Wedding. Wedding is the theme.

Welp now I feel like shit for only having 5,000 to spend on my wedding in August. It was all we were willing to spend/could afford without going into debt. If 14,000 produces a “basic wedding” I guess I will be having a hobo wedding.

Ugh what is it with Michelle Obama? She’s just as classy as any other first lady! Plus, she’s never killed anyone, unlike Laura Bush.

That’s partially because this is photoshopped. They took half of the face of the original image and made a mirror image, which is why the photos are so perfectly symmetric.

lol oh honey

Jokes about British people and our looks - don’t forget that.

She needs to find the wife on FB and let her know. I’m sure she would be very interested in who she really married.

They aren’t equal members though ? Why should a tiny minority of population get to be equal members with majority ? Scotland has 8.3% of the population yet 9% of the MPs. It is over represented and frankly there should be English votes for English laws.

OH. MY. GOD.

Would buy.

Luckily no tax dollars will go near it, as we don’t use dollars in the UK!

BUT FREEZE PEACH.

No! A CHEESEburger!

Or just don’t fucking travel with drugs.

I am really proud of the kid that recorded this fucking creep confessing to a rape and giving the recording to the victim and the police; otherwise this rotten little shit wouldn’t even have gotten this paltry slap on the wrist.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”