Um, where is the scandalised bit?

Maybe, hmmm, a BLACK EYE might be an impetus?

Really? The only thing would be cheating?

Vindictive???

*But if he AND his mom treat you like shit in your home it’s hard to forgive

Oh, because Depp beat her up and maybe, like, she didn't feel like dying?

Everything he didn't smash while beating her up.

So he beat her up. She should ruin him.

And then he started hitting her. She should take him to the bank.

Maybe Amber just didn't like being hit by her husband.

They were incredibly cruel to fire Kathy Valentine.

Great article, only one part: “making America great” again. I lived in NC for 30 years and never saw any sign of greatness there. I'm so glad I moved abroad. Years later, just from the news it looks even worse than then!

Wow! I'd never heard of xoJane until now! This fills the void of the sluggish Jez content!

He was really good on Eurovision this week. Despite not being European.

According to the police report, the girl’s mother brought the child to the apartment complex to do a woman’s hair.

Didn’t you read the article? The three-year-old was there to do someone’s hair.

Who lets a three-year-old do their hair???

That's not a joke. Key lime pie is good. Dairy-free meringue is good.

I'm not! Take that back!