Does that really and truly say “BIBLE BEATER”???

I love how she thinks Zayn is Indian rather than Pakistani. I guess they all like the same to people like her.

Who still shops at the Gap???

It doesn't sound THAT bad, really.

Appropriate as only 100-year-olds shop at Harvey Nicks.

MO is a beautiful lady. Not so sure about the MOrticia cobweb dress, though.

Why is this an article?

She couldn't have cost very much.

I always said booze-soaked vegetables were the best cure for cramps.

Sorry:

And their wine habits.

I suspect it was the wine and not the breastmilk that made her late. Wonder where she left the baby?

Because mothers who drink and breastfeed wine give the most nutritious milk for babies.

Easyjet and Ryanair are way more low-budget than Spirit.

Inquire within,

I started it, but snakes. Not a snake fan. I might watch the movie when it comes out.

I’ve lived in London for ten years and had hoped to bring my partner back to my university town in, you guessed it: North Carolina. We are seriously considering that we may never return to the US. I wish Americans had some, ANY idea of the impression they are making on the world right now.

bee-on-SAY!

That's actually a pretty good description, though.

all of America, really...