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Well, the real Taj Mahal is a tomb, so...

No, you're the balls.

Who cut that poor woman's hair? Stevie Wonder?

You didn’t even mention the men he’s slept with!

Tears are streaming I’m laughing so hard!

Shoot, I’m packin’ more ammunition in my double-barrelled bullet bra than them boys could hit with a sawed-off shotgun. I’m in the target age-range, I support the NRA, and I can bubble the ball bearings off a black bear.

Such a bubbly attitude! You’re hired!

Flea is second from right. I've seen it.

That's what their records sound like!

OK, Anthony, just stop.

Hookers and strippers can give advice too, ya know.

Because Orange is the only fruit.

Harry’s known to do that in front of visitors.

A dress a day, though... at 365 days that’s $191,625 (£132,600) straight from the public purse. And wonder what her purses and shoes cost???

Or two sons.

That’s William’s father.

Trousers! Pants are underwear in England. And I’m not telling you what a fanny pack is.

Trousers! Pants are underwear in England. And I’m not telling you what a fanny pack is.

Newsflash: Parasite dresses badly.

His father still has a full hairline and he's nearly sixty!