Hairless guys are bigger, though.

How did react when you discovered that you were permanently disfigured?

Tears. Shine on dear girl, shine on. You are loved.

Americans drop bombs daily so women don't have to wear veils.

A tiny rose for the Godzilla-handed woman.

Excellent writing. Still laughing!

Exactly. Gluten-free bread is measured in ppm. If you're sensitive enough to get sick from crumbs, you don't eat any bread at all.

Agreed. They are just encouraging it.

So much this. Plus for all these alarmists, if you’re honestly allergic to say, vegetables, why even go to a salad bar and try to wreck their business? Stay home and eat cardboard, you whiny freaks.

“This is despite the fact that she has freely consumed toast and other gluten-filled foods in the past with no known side effects.”

How about dumping a can of sweet pumpkin in a crust and baking it yourself. I’m sure it’s the same. Just make your own fool YouTube video if you must. Gah.

Patti’s not a chef, but she plays one on TV.

Heh heh, Americans go to Wal-Mart to eat Pattila-pie. Big surprise.

Fags are banned in all restaurants in Britain.

OK, you got me. which one wasn’t about Christians?

I’m absolutely sure that's called a Pinkham.

Maybe they like breasts more than thighs?

Because this thread is like an AA/NA confession group where everyone agrees to not stop drinking.

Maybe it just looked cheap?

I was remembering my trip to Jamaica, and so I took a couple of drinks while reading this and thought the gay bar and Jamaica were in the same story. If memory serves me well, I can guess where the blackout came from. Bash!